Why Pay Retail When You Can Get it Free on Craigslist

Oh yes, it’s that time again. Time for a little mindless fun. Why waste your time on the internet playing Spider Solitaire or Candy Crush when you can waste your time on the internet reading how I waste my time on the internet looking for free shit on Craigslist. It’s kind of like a public service.

Here are some of the treasures I spotted:

Laptop Bag
Fits up to a 17 inch laptop. Hardly used at all. Please respond with a telephone number where I can reach you.

Laptop-bag
Uh… when it was hardly being used was it stored in the dirt?

 

Dresser
I think it’s a great dresser, however I’m moving out and away so I need to get rid of it. It has a few scratches, some bruises, and one of the door hinges is a little broken, but it doesn’t prevent the cabinet door from closing. It needs to go within the next two days.
dresser-with-bong
Maybe next time clean off the top of the dresser before taking photos. Especially if one of the items on top of your dresser is a bong!
Ornamental Grass
I have an ornamental grass plant I am giving away for FREE. You dig it up & it’s yours!! 
ornamental-grass
I thought ornamental grass was cute and fluffy. This just looks like a dead stack of hay.

 

Broken TV

Anyone want a broken tv to fix or recycle? Thin line across screen.

broken-television
Dude, there are like 50 free TVs on Craigslist that actually work. Get off your lazy ass and call your waste management company to see when and where you can dump your e-waste. (And BTW – nice picture!)

 

Queen Bed, Box Spring and Frame

Need to get rid of a queen mattress, box spring and frame. The mattress is one year old. The box spring used to double as a cat hiding place and needs to new fabric on the outside. However, it is still structurally sound and the wood is in excellent condition.

free-box-spring
A cat hiding place?! Ooh, I hope he sometimes peed in there, because there’s nothing like the smell of cat piss – especially on your mattress! (I’m allergic to cats, so think I’ll pass on this little gem!)

 

Free Entertainment Center

Free. The black bookshelf is gone but the entertainment center is free for the taking.

entertainment-center
I am fascinated by this photo. Did you post this on Instagram? Pinterest? Let me guess, you’re a scrapbooker.

 

And last, but certainly not least…

Free Bird House

Free bird house it’s heavy bring someone to help you at least 3 people and a truck.

bird-house
What the hell kind of bird is this for? A pterodactyl? No thank you. No thank you very much!

I hope you’ve enjoyed my recap of what you can get for free on Craigslist. If anything interests you, let me know and I’ll get you the link. Remember… I do this all for you!

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