I am still not quite up for being funny (or clever or really anything) today, but I want to try to keep up with my one paragraph a day. So I am cheating by posting a link instead of a proper post. My friend Kim told me about this blog a couple of months ago, and I had meant to post a link then, but never got around to it. So it’s old. You’ve probably read it already. But if you haven’t, you absolutely must. Unless the F word offends you. (And if it does what the fuck are you doing reading my blog?)

BTW – I mean this Kim, not this Kim. Though both are wonderful writers and awesome people. You’d be wise to read both of their blogs regularly.
WTF
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It’s the best website ever. I submitted something there years ago but of course they rejected it. A-holes.
Not just a-holes. Stupid A-holes!
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bad-names-for-professional-wrestlers
This is my favorite list
That is one spectacular list! Swimmer’s Itch – bwahahaha!