Did you know that the average cell phone contains more germs and bacteria than the average toilet seat? So does the average kitchen sink. (Do you think there’s a future in disposable paper cell phone covers?)
(Get your dirty hands off my phone!)
Here is another useless and quite random fact that you probably don’t know:
This explains a lot!
And then there is this little piece of wisdom:
So if you are going to commit a crime, be careful what you lick!
This one kind of blows my mind:

I wonder if there’s a rocket ship that could get there for some extreme space surfing.

And that my friends is my lame and completely random blog for today. And so you know, I did not check any of these so called facts*, but they’re on the Internet – so they must be true!
*That’s a lie – I did do a fact check the huge reservoir of water, it’s more than 12 billion light years away, but it’s true!
Girl wearing headphone photo courtesy of Jordan Gillespe via Creative Commons.
Next time I commit a crime, I’ll be sure to lick the toilet seat instead of my cell phone.
Count on it.