As Seth Meyers and his BFF Amy Poehler would say, Really, NBC? Really?!
The Emmy’s on a Monday? Sigh.
Look, I work until 6:00 and don’t get home until about 6:30 (okay, 6:20, but still). Then there’s the whole making, eating, and cleaning dinner business. I need to be able to watch my red carpet at 4:00 and my awards shows at 5:00 in order to have time to gather my snark. Plus I get up at 5AM. Last night at 10:00 by the time (spoiler alert) Breaking Bad won best drama (Yay!) I was fighting to keep my eyes open. I might have snored a little. Or drooled.
(Oh, and by the way, if you just got angry with my little spoiler alert above because you haven’t had a chance to watch the Emmy’s yet and it’s sitting in your DVR queue all ready to go, what the hell are you doing reading my Emmy comments? Really, Silly Person? Really?!)
So, due to the lateness of last night’s show and my selfish need for 6 1/2 hours of sleep, my report today will be rather short, but here goes…
Julia Louis-Dreyfus has obviously sold her soul to the devil. (Or has the best plastic surgeon in the history of the universe, but my very discerning eye says no, because it looks like she has had zero work done. Bitch!) Because, seriously, who goes from looking cute when she’s in her 30’s
to va-va voom stunning when she’s 53.
Damn, she’s gorgeous! (As Marley would say, “That’s not fair!”) Oh, and her dress was gorgeous too. Seriously though, deal with the devil. If not for any other reason, for the lack of under-arm fat. I could never wear a dress like that – my under-arm fat would be spilling over the sides! She’s 53, people! 53!!! But I LOVE her. And she is fabulous in Veep. I’m so glad she won. (And if I were Bryan Cranston I would have made out with her too!)
I really liked Allison Janney’s dress, but was that velvet? In August? She’s lucky it wasn’t 100 degrees yesterday. I will forgive the faux pas because she looked smokin’.
Lena Headey’s dress was gorgeous (and so was she), but I don’t know what surprised me more, her short dark hair or her multiple tattoos. (All those tats don’t seem very regal, and you know, queeny.)
I did not like Julianna Margulies’ hair at all. It was pulled way too tight and made her ears look elfy. Her dress was fine, but she is too skinny. Please Julianna, the Emmy’s are over now. Go eat a meal.
Some more dresses I liked…
Michelle Dockery looked regal, graceful, stunning. A true Lady, indeed.
Marley did not like Kaley Cuoco- hair, but I did. And I did not love her dress last year, but this year it was one of my favorites.
I’m not sure how I feel about Anna Gunn’s dress. I want to love it, but I don’t quite love it. (And I LOVED her dress last year.) I do love the color, so let’s say I like it. Plus she looked awesome. And I’m so glad she won again. She deserved it. She was A-MAZ-ING in her final season. Amazing.
And once again, Julie Bowen’s dress just seems to miss the mark. I appreciate that she tries to be bold and a little different, but I do not like that neck thing on her dress. (What is that?)
And speaking of missing the mark, this dress? Uh, no!
And was it just me or did Peter Dinklage look really pissed that Aaron Paul won for best supporting actor? Like, really, really pissed. Sorry Peter, you were awesome this season, Game of Thrones was awesome this season, but this was Breaking Bad’s year.
Speaking of Game of Thrones, I will end my post with a swoon-worthy photo of Kit Harington. (You are so very welcome for the eye candy ladies!)
I’d love to know, what did you love or hate about the Emmy’s or Emmy’s’ fashion this year?
Photo credit: Julia Louis-Dreyfus circa 1990s,
4 thoughts on “My 2014 Snarky Emmy Remarks (Because I’m so Qualified to Give Them)”
I am embarrassed to admit that I watched something yesterday afternoon that I had backed up on my DVR and a commercial in it talked about the EMMYS being “tomorrow”.
So yeah. I thought they were today.
Dang my lame entertainment knowledge!
So, thanks for the snarky overview.
Now I don’t have to feel bad that I didn’t watch the real thing.
I always adore your snarky award posts, dear.
I agree w/ you on many of these observations, too.
Are you serious? How does one get BETTER with age. DAMNHERDAMNHER.
LOVED Kaley Cuoco hair 🙂
BEST dressed, in my opinion, Halle Berry.
That stunning woman can do no wrong.
Love & Kisses from MN. xxx
You had me at Kit. Shit, he’s hot. So glad I GofT. You’re spot on with these dresses! And hair. Xo
Ha ha! Charlene, you should co-host with Joan Rivers. Put in your resume to become a fashion police. Joan will thank you and beg you to critique award fashions. 🙂